That's Random: The Best eBay Item Description Ever

Now, I'm sure you don't want or need a set of Pokemon cards that's been bid up to $104.

But if you have kids, want kids, or even know a kid or two, take a break for a minute to read this hilarious eBay item description penned by a tired mother who -- after barely surviving a trip to the grocery store with her six kids in tow -- wound up with a set of accidentally purchased Pokemon cards that she's now trying to unload.

Check it out right here.

(Thanks for the tip, Marybeth!)