That's Random: Demotivation

Because, deep down in my heart, I am profoundly cynical and bitter, I hereby pronounce these "demotivational" posters ($16 each) from Despair.com Pretty Freakin' Awesome.

Above: Mediocrity

Give Up

Apathy

Procrastination

Demotivation

Gotta get one of these ($10 each), too.

Sad but true.

Can't choose? Well, there's always a Despair gift certificate. ("Finally, a gift as lazy and thoughtless as you are.")

Get your dose of Despair right here.